Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Agent Vinod

After a briefish hiatus, we’re back up and running, boys & girls! And what a movie we’re back with too! Action, Romance, Drama… All of which sucked donkey balls in Saif Ali Khan’s ‘Agent Vinod’! To summarise briefly, I’d rather have watched Sunny Deol in ‘The Hero – Love Story of a Spy’, because at least you get watch Sunny Deol dry heave to bad music in ‘The Hero – Love Story of a Spy’. Man alive, that was a kickassingly named film!


Rating 4.66 out of 5

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48 Responses to “Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Agent Vinod”

  1. Itzmee says:

    You kinda made my Tuesday after a horrid Monday πŸ˜€

  2. leme says:

    expected alot… bt the review wasnt that funny and spoofy….. where r u Vigil Idiot now a days?????

  3. MT says:

    Hi, I am Sir Metla…funny..

  4. This is WAY better than the real movie says:

    You are SUPER! This one is Hilarious!

    Every time any friend of mine wants to drag me to the “oooh great new movie in theatres that has fancy trailer”, i politely say no and bide my time to have your input…

    Thank you mate.. you got my back!!

  5. Abhishek says:

    good one… horrible movie… best part for me was when they’re in Pakistan in the car, and she tells him “yahan left main mera ghar hua karta tha” while she’s looking on the right side… haha!

    • Praveen says:

      Yeah, I too laughed a lot on that! Got 10 more people in theater to go into splits!!! πŸ˜€

  6. Vidooshak says:

    The spoof was fantastic!! The Metla popping up sequences were too funny. The last panel was awesome even without the text.

    Trust you to discover the most inane logic in a film that may well seem alright upon viewing. I am a huge Johny Gaddar fan, so really hope this one’s not as bad as you describe.

    • ani says:

      yeah man..seriously..cant believe they both r frm the same person. i thot bollywood had finally found its tarrentino πŸ˜€

  7. Rachit says:

    Tintin, Bond and Bourne…in last panel.lmao..Ammazing stuff!!! hehe..saif DID say ‘Bond meets Bourne meets tintin’..

  8. anu says:

    SO glad I came to read this before forking it over to go watch this steaming pile of shit. I was actually considering it only because the director is one of the writers for CID, which I (for reasons unknown to even myself) really, really enjoy. Thought it’d be worth a few laughs. Evidently not then. I’m guessing Pradyuman’s mujra beats Kareena’s.

    Hilarious as usual,man.

  9. akam says:

    Hi, I am Sir Metla
    Me: Namoshkar, ek minute.

  10. Pavan says:

    Dude !!!!!

    Where were you all these many days. We missed you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much .

    Somehow deep in my mind i was assuming you were waiting for this “Agent Vinod” so that you can rip it apart.

    Please do some justice to movies like agnipath , jodi breakers, london paris new york πŸ™‚

  11. Shruthi says:

    I was waiting and waiting for this review. More so after reading a review that called Indian audiences too judgemental and unappreciative of Indian cinema. Especially of Indian espionage thrillers such as Agent Vinod, because you know, this film is like, a total, like, classic!

    What e awesomesauce and a half this review is. Too kewl wonly.

  12. Hari says:

    fell flat this time……

    Rockstar and Ra.One reviews were howlarious,that the ppl near me in office thot i went bonkers…
    but this time…only smirks….

    i did see the movie…i agree with all the logic being disregarded…..but i gues for me Cinema is abt entertainment….good or bad…nd this did entertain a lot…..

    for an Indian film,it was way more than what i had expected….

    and yes…u shd do more reviews !!!

  13. Deepak says:

    Dude, am reading sorry addicted to ur pages for the past one week.
    Man its awesome , loved ur spoofs so much and i thank bollywood for producing worst crappies ever that feeds ur brain constantly πŸ™‚ .
    my personal choice is for Don(part1), Om shanti om,Race . plzzzzz post comics for them n for other old movies as well πŸ™‚

    and plz continue ur work , u r extending the lives of many ppl by saving from crappy movies n by making them laugh for long time.
    GOd bless u bro, cheers πŸ˜€

  14. Siddharth says:

    Another killer review – you sir, are a genius!!! Ever considered getting these reviews published into a book form?

    I don’t know if you’ll take it as a compliment or not but if you review a movie here, I absolutely refuse to see it – true story πŸ™‚

  15. aarkayne says:

    i liked the movie…never mind the plot holes and like(i know why not destroy the detonator when you have it…duh!!!)…the action for hindi movies is not half bad….the ambition unlike DON2 is not pretentious and written with some brains…..but your review is ummmm only half-funnny this time dude…still enjoyed it! keep em coming!

  16. Prateek says:


    You should be on TV man……too friggin funny. Absolutly love the way you ripped this apart.

    Whatever you smoke I want two!!!! πŸ˜€

  17. Joe says:

    the last part is totally awesome hahahah

  18. Anirudh says:

    You made my day buddy ….. nice post to rejuvenate a boring tuesday

  19. Priyanka says:

    Hilarious !! dis review is way more interesting than d movie ….. hv been jus reading d spoofs here for so many dayz …..Amazing work dude ! keep dat going !

  20. Kaverii says:

    Superb!!!! Howlarious….and utterly…”Falling of my seat” kinda article…

    BTW: Check this mixed bag at


    The real lowdown on Kahaani πŸ™

  21. Lekshmi says:

    Soooooooooooooo glad that u r back! and loooooooooooove the way you see movies…now i really wanna see Agent Vinod πŸ™‚

  22. Virginia says:

    Brilliant and thank you so much, believe it or not you clarified the story for me!! & special love re: Sir Metla!

  23. Hasanain Shikari says:

    Awesomest review EVER!!! Better than ANY actual movie I’ve ever seen….ROFL!!!

  24. Abhinaya says:

    Ha! Dude this is one kickass review. Keep writing!

  25. manish shah says:

    hey, you’re losing ur bite, man. rather run of the mill review. some mainstream guys were more snarky about a really bad wannabe bond/bourne/tintin movie. wassup? cant sink it into sriram raghavan, eh? sigh, another fanboy. like your coterie on twitter.

  26. Anon says:

    Myself Sir Metla.. heh. loved it!!.. Good stuff. But definitely not your best. But, then prolly coz the movie cudnt be ripped anymore. The movie has to have some spark too you see. Btw like someone suggested, Agnipath & London yada yada I think will be good fodder for you

  27. Chirag says:

    superb rip off Sahil…..Agent Vinod was seriously waiting to be reviewed by you & ‘dissapoint u, dont’…hehe…

    My God…do the movie-makers ever see the movie after its made ??…i seriously doubt…

    y d fuck will some spy not destroy the detonator in the first place….for God’s sake…u know, i really wanted dat ‘Chal, Chutiye’ somewhere (Don 2 review fame) for logic-defiance over the entire movie….but, nevermind..

    never have seen such a predictable thriller….Metla, 242, nuke, detonator…password (password for nukes are always simple….no encryption, masking, its always simple english letters)

    hehe…and full emotional scene of Kareena sayin β€œyahan left main mera ghar hua karta tha” while she’s looking on the right side….my goodness, we laughed so much on that….

    Keep going Sahil….ur d best….

  28. Pavan says:

    What was that scene about in Somalia ???
    1.they ran out of places to continue the honeymoon ?
    2. They were promoting TOurism Somalia ? “Loot with love” is somalia tourism tagline ?

    Also regardless of having a NUKE to dispose in Delhi , first visit the MUST SEE places like CP , Nirulas , palika bazaar , metro. Bomb diffusal can wait πŸ™‚

  29. eliza bennet says:

    I have indeed missed you but what a comeback! Delightful review and as usual, the last panel is cherry on top. Thank you!

  30. Dee says:

    Awesome! But sad that there isn’t even one Ram Kapoor joke πŸ™

    Other award-winning lines:

    “Sir… Password maang raha hai” πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    “Can you please spell the password?”

  31. Anoop says:

    This review sucked,man.It is one thing to make fun of crap like Ra.One and Don II,But Agent Vinod was nicely executed.For me,it is the best espionage film made in Indian cinema.For once, there is no Pakistan bashing, as in Sunny Deol movies.And you don’t see hero and heroin waltzing around Alps just after a chase sequence.If you want perfectly logical films,you better watch some documentaries.Because that is the only place where you may get some facts.

  32. A Reader! says:

    Agent Vinod … one of the worst Bollywood movies I’ve ever seen!!!

    Im *that* pissed cos it was one of those times where I actually had some sort of expectations from a Bollywood movie since it was made by Johnny Gaddar’s director!

    It was pure shite !!!!

  33. BigCinemaFan says:

    Dude, Im eagerly awaiting your ripping off Housefull 2. That was such an inanity I dont know where to begin!

  34. Anonymous says:

    1. Please do Kahaani and Bob Biswaas soon.

    2. Please don’t disappear again.

  35. neha says:

    ha ha. i can’t stop my laugh… thanks for nice read.. πŸ˜€

  36. bharat says:

    Iram wasn’t a doc, she WANTED to be one; she was an effing spy. just like Vinod wanted to be a painter and ended up becoming we-know-who.

  37. Harsh says:

    Mmmkay indeed ! I bet even Mr. Mackee, or even the Hardly Boys would’ve been better spies than Vinod.

    Btw.. why not take a dig at another very superfluous and badly hyped thriller : Kahaani? Would look forward to it.

  38. Abhaya says:

    Housefull 2! Housefull 2!

    pretty please

  39. Filmistani says:

    Y U No Make on Housefull 2???

    Y U Make Waiters out of all us. Please to hurry and making us laugh!

  40. Preet says:

    To be honest – I actually enjoyed it better than most of the shit hollywood is coming up with nowadays… It is pretty much your normal worldwidely action flick. Mission Impossible 2,3,4 FTW!

  41. Jman says:

    Dude, the whole “I’ll fly a helicopter in to the goddamn hole” is copied from 24.

  42. Lian says:

    “What does Agent Vinod do when steps into a new country, boys and girls?”….. Hilarious…

  43. Yamuna says:

    Really fantabulous movie. i have enjoyed alot. The way you have presented this post is simply awesome and creative.