Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Mausam

To be honest, Shahid Kapoor in that moustache is more spoofworthy than anything else in this movie. But then again, the ‘anything else’ part is pretty fuckin’ awful too!

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Rating 4.80 out of 5

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  1. Reetika says:

    I don’t even…what! Were they like the most ill fated people in the world, to travel everywhere there was a major catastrophe? LOL love the plane crash panel, wheee!!

  2. Jimmy says:

    Oh God… This movie is almost like a magic show… I just can’t imagine that talents like Shahid Kapoor and papa Pankaj churning out this crap… Great job Sahil…

  3. Ketan says:

    OK…….so why rating of 3.75/ 5 ? should be either 5/5 as ‘completely over the top crappy’ or 1/5 for ‘showed up, and thats about it’…

  4. Akshay says:

    Seriously, Fucking Assholes!

  5. “Holy Serendipitious Crap, Batman!”

    Super cool, dude..!

    -Vaishakh Pushpoth

  6. tejas says:

    I want that horse.

  7. Nikhil says:

    I think you should just make one panel more in the end – Mausam Kharab hai πŸ˜€

  8. deepti says:

    what the fuck awesome story….

  9. Tejaswini says:

    Zimbly Zuuperb!!!! “pubic hair lipped harry” was sidesplitting. Can’t believe Pankaj Kapoor churned out such horse shit…

  10. Rohit says:

    The last panel! πŸ˜€

  11. Nitesh says:

    Kya Rizzzuuu..
    You made me google Dirty Sanchez. I keep safesearch off. Cant.Unsee.
    You will burn in hell for that.

  12. Shaneez says:


    Your art is improving. The horse drawing is magnificent. So nice it looks.

  13. Prithvi says:

    your wit is wicked, sahil! i ignored all the slips of logic willfully, but now i see them.
    did you not find anything good, though? the camerawork?

  14. Veera says:

    Pure genius!!! I have never laughed this hard on a thursday afternoon at work!

  15. Hahaha…i saw it only yesterday and actually enjoyed its ridiculousness πŸ™‚

    However, the movie shows Ahmedabad (which is where I live) as a jungle with a giant ferris wheel! WTF! And they live there, he saves her there and the horse and the kiddo later as well. Its like Howrah in Calcutta (sorry Kolkata), always there in the background…somehow I never saw this ferris wheel (in a jungle) in all these years I’ve spent here! What a wasted life I lived!!!

  16. Manoj says:


  17. Yateesh says:

    The plane crash panel was the best!!
    The movie is more like a bunch of catastrophe loosely stitched together to churn out out another one..!

  18. […] Originally posted here: Movie Review: Mausam | The Vigil Idiot […]

  19. Pranay says:

    LOL.. Would not have enjoyed the movie better than this.

    Escallently written πŸ˜›

  20. Mohammed Sanaan says:

    Hahahahaha………..what a fun time i had reading this was not even a moment in watching the actual movie…….hats off to you bro!!!!!

  21. shamla says:

    i love d horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u raaack!

  22. barkha says:

    thnk god i have already watched it.. coz after reading your reviews i dont feel like going over to the the theater at all.. btw i loved the first part of the movie

  23. Jatin says:

    Just awesome.
    Thanx for saving my time and money.

  24. Milan says:

    Wow, super awesomely hilarious review! I am glad I didnt join my friends for this movie.
    Thanks for publishing this! πŸ™‚

  25. mini says:

    Brilliantly written !

    swear never to watch this movie

  26. Koushik says:

    Am confused….. Is Sarah Jessica Parker in the movie? y is her pic on the last 4 panels? πŸ˜€

    Brilliant stuff with the review !

    • genie says:

      HAHAHAHA! Sarah Jessica Parker = Horse Face ? Right?

      @Sahil – Great strip. I burst out laughing when I read ” Pubic Hair Lipped Harry” . Awesomesauce. Keep it up. πŸ™‚

  27. Aashkaran says:

    Fantastic Stuff…Anytime Better than Real Mausam..

  28. Naina says:

    Holy cow u r brilliant why dont u make comic strips of stupid Indian shows too please I am so glad my friend introduced me to your site I have read the strips of murder 2, mere brother ki dulhan and now mausam and trust me havent had such great bouts of laughter in a while thank u so much for this

  29. Alok Moghe says:

    Sweet Jesus … This is awesome. Never lol’d like this since years !! Genius is the word for the creator ! Truly hilarious !

  30. Abhinava S.N says:

    Wait… so these two are single-assedly responsible for every major catastrophe in the world…! Somebody stop them…!

  31. varada bhat says:

    brilliant i was waiting for this one

  32. Garfield says:

    OMG!!!! tis is so funiieeee… i loved ur planks on seven years later… two years later n all that!!

    supercool Sahil!!! i thinks u’ve got ur groove back πŸ˜€

  33. Virginia says:

    I louw you!!! totally perfect – accurate too!!!

  34. Lisa Tsering says:

    I’d love to see your version of Guzaarish. Pleeze?

  35. Juzr says:


  36. Vidooshak says:

    Once again, awesome! Just wish Pankaj Kapoor had run the script by you BEFORE he shot it. Can’t believe this is what he came up with, when the God from Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro and Ek Doctor ki Maut *finallY* had a chance to make movies the way he wanted…….

  37. Bharat says:

    Epic movie this is……THIS should be India’s official entry to the oscars if only to show to the world to what depths we fall in our movies…..Fuckin assholes allright….Keep it up Sahil….

  38. Roshni Devi says:

    Wait what?! Sarah Jessica Parker has a role in the movie and they didn’t even publicize that πŸ™

  39. Sufdee says:

    ok so I was bored just going through this strip, so i can only imagine what the movie must be like! πŸ˜›

  40. MRIGGY BOY says:

    Great stuff man. A movie as this, when looked through The Vigil Idiots lens, makes 2-and-a-1/2 hours mindnumbing hours spent eating popcorn and changing seats worth it.

  41. aditi gaur says:

    Ha Ha! The first time I went through a comic strip parody at one go. Very well done and is it really that bad? I feel like watching it to find one saving grace at least. Everybody/every occasion should have one saving grace.

  42. VV says:

    call it a documentory not a movie

  43. Aparna says:

    brilliant!! absolutely brilliant

  44. vidya says:

    Hilarious man!!! Like the muscular atrophy joke… I cannot hold on to another kid with my good hand alone…

  45. Wasr says:

    Lol.. Amazing stuff dude. thank god I did not watch this movie.

  46. Zainab says:

    Awesome sauce πŸ™‚ At least this makes up for wasting 3 good hours on such assholery! And btw, I so wanted to inform the nice police officer that the ‘khan’ they were looking for was doddering about somewhere in amrika, in another equally awful movie. Have you spoofed that btw?

  47. Abdaal says:

    As a certain somebody would say: What the bhen!

  48. booboo says:

    best 150 bucks i did NOT spend…haha!

  49. Amrita says:

    Uff i felt like i had actually grown old by 20 years while watching this shit.
    As the horse rightly says “Fucking Assholes”!!

  50. Mahwash B. says:

    Holyshitfucksnacks!! And i was looking forward to watching the movie!

  51. Kamy says:

    Love the signature “Bimbo who cannot use email!”

  52. Deeksha says:

    Super cool.. Loved it!!

  53. Nice. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ Haven’t watched this movie yet… but wait, I just did… in 10 minutes! πŸ˜‰
    Thanks Sahil. πŸ™‚

  54. Junaid Hussain says:

    Awesum!!!!! The last pic where the animal says “Fucking Assholes”, I burst into laughter and literally LOL’ed. Still laughing while typing……..You’re awesum dude, so creative!!!!

  55. D says:

    You are THE man! Laughed hardest for the panel where mushface says “Fucksticks! She laaft”. Your wit and style is just top-notch. I hope you make tons of money, have gargantuan amounts of great sex, and figure out all of life’s secrets to a happy life.

  56. Sambitesh Dash says:

    Nailed it with the horse part.Had Catalyst like effect on my laughter πŸ˜€

  57. agyaat says:

    A male has a paralyzed left hand? For three years? Is the script writer up with too many evil giggles?

  58. Ajo Paul says:

    iTS my Cousin Yaar, You Bhi Na.. ROTFL..

  59. Mann says:

    You forgot to include some more crap:
    1. Harry calls his sis but forgets to call the love of his life from his Kargil war.
    2. Aayat calls Harry’s sis from the village and very conveniently forgets to take the number to call her again later to keep in contact.
    3. Aayar returns to Scotland and for no reason changes home, not once but twice. Harry comes searching even at the second home, but she has changed home again…???
    4. Harry runs in the train that is still standing at the station, Aayat, her cousin and kid are deep asleep in 5 mins in which he comes searching for them..must’ve sell of the horse in the last panel??
    5. Also in the end, the whole barat n all are shown in riots…then nothing…what happened to them, its not for the dim witted to know i guess…

    Couldn’t believe Pankaj Kapoor made this…i really found him an intelligent person n actor.

  60. Aditya says:

    Good you are back dude! .. world is back to normalcy again. πŸ™‚

    awesome sauce!! BTW.

  61. Somya says:

    Howloarious post! Horrible movie…seriously during the intermission I was like “half the torture is over and 1and half hours of it is still left…god save me”. Best was all thru the riot part with fire all over and stuff horse was tailing them all through their adventures. Dumbness personified

  62. crandel says:

    “mealwhile, in a sequence with slightly lesser quality graphics than this panel, harry crashes his plane during combat ” EPIC PANEL. LMFAO

  63. eliza bennet says:

    I actually laughed out loud several times. Thank you Sahil. This is amazing. Khan harrassment security check – lmao. You raaack!

  64. Rupesh says:

    Fuck u Sahil….with ur kindergarten wit, u r trying to show off is it? Cut the fuckin crap n go n sit on the shit hole dude, thats much productive than writing such kiddoo reviews

    • Mann says:

      Hey cool down Rupesh…u r welcome not to visit this site again..
      The reviews r just for fun..Chill out!!

    • Anu says:

      Rupesh? Are you sure that’s your real name, and you’re not a very butthurt Pankaj Kapoor, or better yet, Mr. Pubes-for-facial-hair trying to save face that no longer exists?


  65. Jhanvi says:

    Of all I read, I liked this one the best.. I haven’t watched this movie and thank you so much for saving me time πŸ™‚

  66. Apeksha says:

    Awesome stuff Sahil πŸ˜€

  67. ritika says:

    that was awesome πŸ™‚

  68. Mayank says:

    The movie ends with the kid by Moma side , one in tummy and papa coming home in a MIG as if.. if only they had the horse. Which now i understood deserted after getting completely disgusted.. lol.

    • Anu says:

      wait, what? So they already have random ferris-wheel kid, which they have adopted for some imperceptible reason, and she’s knocked up? smh.

  69. aralyah says:

    plane crash.. wheeee πŸ˜€ hahaha.. and seriously, what are these two?? harbingers of doom?? and saving horse and that ferris wheel -wallah?? still the plane crash is the best.. simple yet roaring hillarious!! keep up the good work sahil πŸ˜€

  70. Arps says:

    My head is spinning! Is this movie for real? You bhi na..!

  71. Mahendra says:

    Sooooper…..watch this movie if you want to waste atleast 36 hours of ur life…(3 hours watching and 33 hours in shock post watching!!!)

  72. abhinav says:

    This movie is a horrible rip off of Summer of 1942…a much acclaimed Oscar winning movie.
    Also if AAYAT is kasmiri (and i mean Sonam) , then im Italian

  73. VMTripathi says:

    at some moment one feared whether movie will keep running beyond our lifetime. hopeless to be rescued coz horry himself is horrifying us.

  74. SashiC says:

    I was really hoping she’d marry the horse at the end. That woulda made it a definite Oscar contender.

  75. Krish says:

    hilarious :D…pubic hair lipped was awesomest !!

  76. Mahesh says:

    Dirty Sanchez..!!!! Effin’ epic dude..:)

  77. Rameez says:

    Awesome as usual Sahil.!!
    Kick ass man!

    //Holy serendipitous crap, Batman… Its pubic hair lipped Harry.

  78. Rishabh says:

    They could have made this movie a comedy, with the chick turning out to be a terrorist causing shit to go down wherever she travels. But nooooo….

    I can just imagine the writer with this script, sitting down with his typewriter and his tea, thinking, “Wah, people will totally relate to this.”

  79. Hardik says:

    Awesome Man… Absolutely hilarious stuff πŸ™‚

    Do a piece on Ra. One. for sure

  80. Genesis says:

    I went to watch this movie for lack of anything better to do and it was the most Awesome experience ever. I am an aircraft enthusiast and I noticed one thing which didn’t make sense to me but probably un-important to most, just something that bothered me a lot. He is shown as a Mirage-2000 pilot which is the mainstay of the French Air Force. Since when did UK start training people on Foreign Technology.
    Also please tell me I am not a perv if I was the only one who laughed during the seemingly macho(but never appropriate for two grown-ass straight men to indulge in) banter between Shahid(Wanna-be Maverick) Kapoor and the Sidey English Pilot. Since when is it OK for a guy to say ” I like your Bird Officer ” to another guy.

  81. Akash says:

    That horse the awesomest animal i have seen!

  82. xyz says:

    DUDE…UR ARTISTICALLY CHALLENGED!! πŸ˜› but awesome shit yo!

  83. aarkayne says:

    your horse gives Maqbool Fida’s horse serious competition πŸ˜€ !!!!

    lagey raho πŸ˜‰

  84. AJ says:


  85. Komal Gautham says:

    Awesome stuff!!! this is exact interpretation of what i thought about the movie!! glad many think in similar ways!!! this is awesome stuff man!!1:-D

  86. Sonal says:

    Sahil ..YOU BHI NA !!
    Loved it ..thanks !

  87. CHITRA says:

    Seriously wat has happened to bollywood producers.how can dey approve a script lik dis. I LOVED THE END “FUCKING ASSHOLES”..LMFAO!

  88. Prateek says:

    One armed Vaseline Boy !!
    Pubic Hair Lipped
    Horse at the end

    Absolutely hilarious man .. keep up the good work

  89. Srinjoy says:

    Keep up the good work dude.
    I guess ticket sales of bolly movies have gone up because of you.We neeed to watch the disaster first and then wait for you to take out an amazing SPOOOOOF!
    You manage to get us into splits every time. God Bless!

  90. […] [Strangely abrupt ending] – unlike that movie Mausam, where Shahid Kapoor’s paralyzed hand revives itself after 5 long years to save a baby falling off the Ferris wheel. Neither strange, nor abrupt. Pure genius. More pot shots on MausamΒ here:Β http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2011/09/29/mausam/ […]

  91. Anon says:

    Dude.. You rock man. Your sense of humor is spot on. Got to know about site recently and am hooked.

    Great job as usual on Mausam..

    The plane graphics bit… loved it..

    Am waiting for your next review


  92. Subhash Jha says:

    Hello there!

    I read this while at work. My Bad. Haven’t stopped laughing ever since. Hilarious to the bloody core.

    Loved the Ride Graphic with the saviour and the saved.


  93. […] driving aspirations. On the bright side I’ve discovered my love for untranslated Bollywood (Click to see β€œMausum” acted out by stick figures), heard a Tibetan tribute to the recently deceased Whitney Houston in the morning via cell phone […]

  94. RAI says:

    You have earned yourself another (among countless) admirers! ‘Nuff said! πŸ™‚

  95. Bhavani says:

    So hilarious. The horse at the end,, ROFL

  96. Vandana Thakur says:

    OMG..i broke a rib laughing…was reading this while in my school, and my classmates think i have cuckoo…really….YOU RAACK!

  97. Max Madrasi says:

    Crashing a plane while shouting ‘Wheee’. Only Bollywood movies and you can think of them. πŸ˜€

  98. deepika says:

    I just quit watchin this movie half way thru. Omg what a torcher. And ur comic on this movie is awesome.