Being directed by Anil Sharma, of Sunny Deol rips out handpump to kick neighbourhood ass fame, Veer was always gonna be a testosterone fest, regardless of the who the actors were. But when your lead is Salman Khan… in a story written by Salman Khan… over 20 years… That’s when testosterone levels touch awesome proportions of epic!

And make no mistake, this movie is epic, in every sense of the term! Now, there’re a million pretty obvious jokes that could follow that line, so I’m gonna let you choose. Fill in the blank with the superlative of your choice.

An epic _________:

- Fail

- Waste of Time

- Exercise in not ripping every strand of hair out from your scalp

- Synonym for ‘So Mind-Numbingly Awful, I’d rather watch Radio again’.

If you can’t see the strip, click this link, and use the ‘Download Now’ button (BELOW THE “REALLY SMALL IMAGE  THAT YOU CAN”T SEE PROPERLY”) to save it on your comp! Why have people not been able to make sense of that yet?