You know how in college there’re always these couple of guys who’ve just gotten their hands on a digicam & have deemed themselves short-filmmaking Spielbergs reincarnate? You know the type – Fab Indian… Long hair… Lenin-ish beards… Pretentious… Douchy… Well… Now, what do you get when you take one of these douches, take away the [...]

It took me exactly three and a half days to get through watching a pirated download of this three and a half hour epic romantic comedy. Make no mistake, I don’t mean ‘epic’ like Lagaan or Lawrence of Fuckin’ Arabia epic here. ‘Epic’ here relates to the <33% variety, as in – FAIL! For those [...]