Ever seen a movie that leaves absolutely no impression on you? You know what I’m talking about. It’s the movie you decide to watch for lack of better options & don’t care for enough to remember after you’ve actually seen it. You don’t really hate it, but can’t tell why you don’t like it, either. Striker is that movie. Underwhelming, I think, the word is. Like the iPad…. Or Tushaar Kapoor.

PS – All non-celebrity characters in the strip have been illustrated to scale. True story.
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The Ram Gopal Verma directed, Amitabh Bachchan starrer, Rann is a hard-hitting saga. <Insert joke about your head hurting after being hit> It is an inside-look at the news media today and how pathetic and sold-out it’s become. <Compare movie to message> This is the part where you find humour in the first two sentences and move on to the comic. <Laugh & scroll down>

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Being directed by Anil Sharma, of Sunny Deol rips out handpump to kick neighbourhood ass fame, Veer was always gonna be a testosterone fest, regardless of the who the actors were. But when your lead is Salman Khan… in a story written by Salman Khan… over 20 years… That’s when testosterone levels touch awesome proportions of epic!

And make no mistake, this movie is epic, in every sense of the term! Now, there’re a million pretty obvious jokes that could follow that line, so I’m gonna let you choose. Fill in the blank with the superlative of your choice.

An epic _________:

- Fail

- Waste of Time

- Exercise in not ripping every strand of hair out from your scalp

- Synonym for ‘So Mind-Numbingly Awful, I’d rather watch Radio again’.

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You know, I have a pretty keen sense for how much I’m gonna like a movie from its trailers. And Chance Pe Dance was one movie I’d just been waiting with bated breath for. True story! I mean – Shahid Kapoor… in a bubblegum romantic comedy… and a life-lesson delivered through a story that largely revolves around dancing. What more could a guy ask for, right?

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You know how in college there’re always these couple of guys who’ve just gotten their hands on a digicam & have deemed themselves short-filmmaking Spielbergs reincarnate? You know the type – Fab Indian… Long hair… Lenin-ish beards… Pretentious… Douchy…

Well… Now, what do you get when you take one of these douches, take away the design student apparel, make him over to resemble a monkey and put him in a family that, instead of the handicam, gives him 25 Crores. Yep! You get the unparalleled Uday Chopra genius, that is Pyaar Impossible.

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At the time of writing, 3 Idiots has already gone on to become what is, evidently, the biggest opening weekend a Bollywood movie has ever seen. Now, considering that the previous record holder was also an Aamir Khan movie, this should hardly come as a surprise. If I stop writing now, will anyone even notice? No one ever actually reads this part, do they? o_O

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