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Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: We Are Family

Sahil Rizwan — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 04:56:25 +0000

Before we start, a retraction. A few of you were kind enough to point out that I’d picked on the Sex & The City 2 people a little unfairly on at least one count. So, let it be known that there are, in fact, women in Abu Dhabi who wear designer Versace outfits underneath their Burkhas. Apologies to the makers of the film. But your film was still shit.

Now, I am man enough to own up to a mistake when I make one. I will always call a spade a spade. As a corollary, you can safely assume that I will not call a card that is not a spade a spade. For example, you will *never* see me buy the rights to a semi-popular Hollywood flick, take a gazillion creative liberties with it, add my own Ekta Kapoor-esque ending, and market it as an official remake… Unlike the makers of this louliness of a film.

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Couple of shoutouts to Atrisa & @MumbaiCentral here! I’m sure you lovely ladies can figure out your contributions to this comic. Many thanks! =)

Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: My Name Is Khan

Sahil Rizwan — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 02:10:41 +0000

Well, enough has been said about this movie to fill a thousand such customary intros, so I won’t bother. Suffice it to say that Taran Adarsh rated the movie 5 1/2 stars in a syndicated review that I can’t find the link to anymore. And, because I consider everything that man says with the seriousness of the impending 2012 apocalypse, it is with a heavy heart that I present this comic to you.

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Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch, Bollywood Movies: Kurbaan

Sahil Rizwan — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:49:49 +0000

Kurbaan is the second part of the recent “Give-Back-To-The-NRI-Community” Bollywood trilogy that has dealt with Post 9/11 America. The first of these movies, all of which are set in New York, was of course, the innovatively titled ‘New York’. The third will be ‘My Name Is Khan’.

Now, I know what you’re thinking… “If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen ‘em all!”, right? Wrong! Kurbaan, starring Saif Ali Khan, Kareena Kapoor and Vivek Oberoi is a true gem that stands apart from the rest… If I was to analogize, Kurbaan is to socially relevant cinema what Savita Bhabhi is to the empowerment of women. You’ll see…

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