Hello Hellos, lovely people! After a lot, *a lot*, of guilt-trippy comments & messages about the lack of updates, decline in funnies, and general “U suks now, sell-out!”  mails, we are back in action! Woohoo! Yes, I do read it all and as always, your concern is muchly appreciated. I won’t promise much, but let it be known that if there isn’t any improvement, it will probably be for lack of trying. I am still inherently a very lazy 23 year old.

Having said that, people mailing about the lack of new comics, pliss to join The Vigil Idiot Facebook Page or follow me on Twitter for updates and links. It’s not that there’s haven’t been new movies reviewed, it’s just that I haven’t managed to post them here yet. The latest comic being ‘Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap‘ – which, going by the comments, sucks balls! But meh, they can’t all be gems.

Speaking of ball-sucking, though, let us move on to today’s movie! It stars Emraan Hashmi, has been produced by the Bhatts, with a story copied from a Korean film, and posters copied from other Korean films. I could go on, but if that didn’t sell you on the mind-blowing awesomeness on offer, I dunno what will.

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Allow me to indulge in a little plugging before we begin today. I would like to invite you all to celebrate the absolute worst that Bollywood has had to offer in the past year with ‘The Ghantas’! Send in your nominations and vote to see your favourite crapfest win the recognition it so thoroughly deserves. Join the official page Here for all the kickassery!  You can also follow The Ghantas on Twitter Here!

Now, speaking of crapfests, here’s presenting ‘Crook’ starring the great HashMan himself! A sensitive and hard-hitting look at the reasons behind the racial attacks on Indian students in Australia, this promised to be. And, holy mother of God! What a look it was! Everyone associated with the Bhatt camp – I bow to thee!

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This week saw the release of, not one, but three movies which caught my fancy. I had the distinct pleasure of sitting through all three of those virtuoso big-screen performances, in the hopes that at least one of them would be worthy of postage here. Little did I know that the competition would be strong enough to evoke a double entry this week. To be perfectly honest, even the third movie, 2012, could’ve made it to the list. But I figured that to try and follow in India TV’s perfection of “2012 Main Qayamat Ka Din” spoofs would be an exercise in futility. So here’s presenting the webcomic review of the Emraan Hashmi and Aftab Shivdasani starrers Tum Mile & Aao Wish Karein!

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