As I write this, ‘Bodyguard’ is well on its way to smashing all known domestic box-office records! Of course, that isn’t saying much because Indian audiences will flock to the theaters just to see Salman Khan flex his muscles to dhol-based music for 2 hours. And let me tell you folks – That movie would be infinitely more bearable than the interminable dross that was ‘Bodyguard’!

EDIT – Mild brainwanderage seems to have happened. Kareena’s character is, in fact, called Divya and *not* Priya, like I so awesomely seem to have changed it to mid-comic here. Many thanks, commenter Shilpa!

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Hello Hellos, lovely people! After a lot, *a lot*, of guilt-trippy comments & messages about the lack of updates, decline in funnies, and general “U suks now, sell-out!”  mails, we are back in action! Woohoo! Yes, I do read it all and as always, your concern is muchly appreciated. I won’t promise much, but let it be known that if there isn’t any improvement, it will probably be for lack of trying. I am still inherently a very lazy 23 year old.

Having said that, people mailing about the lack of new comics, pliss to join The Vigil Idiot Facebook Page or follow me on Twitter for updates and links. It’s not that there’s haven’t been new movies reviewed, it’s just that I haven’t managed to post them here yet. The latest comic being ‘Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap‘ – which, going by the comments, sucks balls! But meh, they can’t all be gems.

Speaking of ball-sucking, though, let us move on to today’s movie! It stars Emraan Hashmi, has been produced by the Bhatts, with a story copied from a Korean film, and posters copied from other Korean films. I could go on, but if that didn’t sell you on the mind-blowing awesomeness on offer, I dunno what will.

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