While this review has taken some time in coming, you guys should know that it’s definitely not because I was trying to put off watching this behemoth of awesomeness as much as I could. As an active member of the Himesss Bhai Fan Club, I was as giddy with excitement about the release of this film as the next guy. But, unfortunately, first weekend-any show plans didn’t pan out as I so desperately was not trying to avoid. Anyway, we’re here now and I can just sense your anticipation from over here. Trust me, this loyal Himess Fanboy knows the feeling!

So what do you get when Himesh Reshammiya has two amazingly hot girls swooning all over him… Two amazingly hot girls that he rejects and hurts on numerous occassions… That find him so unbelievably attractive that they still keep coming back to him despite all the humiliation and rejection. But enough about the 2012 apocalypse. We shall move on to the comic, which you can download from this link here.

Not considering this one, Akshay Kumar has had exactly Four big releases this year. All four have, in some capacity, made an appearance on this here website. You can read three of them:

Here- http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2009/10/23/blue/

Here - http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2009/07/04/kambakkht-ishq-review/

And Here - http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2009/04/13/tasveer/

So when I got up this morning, I had big hopes for De Dana Dan. Because there is no way any actor can deliver 5 spoofworthy movies in a row, right? That’d be like the box office equivalent of Liverpool’s season this year. But alas, about 10 minutes into the movie, I could tell that, like the Scousers, I was, in fact, expecting too much. About 30 minutes into the movie, my brain started the slow process of disintegration into mush. And at the end of the Two & A Half something hours the movie lasted, I just wanted a hug.

Forget the comic panels, to even say that I could explain the movie in essay format, with just normal words, is like saying that I could explain Schrödinger’s Equations of Quantum Physics as retheorised by Roger Penrose. Nah, that might be exaggerating things a little. Because I’m pretty sure summarising Schrödinger’s theory is actually the easier task.

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