Iss movie ko logically analyze karna mushkil hi nahi, naamumkin hai… Like seriously! I could have actually spent the whole of last month trying to list out all the flaws in this film, and still be going right now. But done my best, I have! So read on, fellow earthlings and share away!

ALSO! ALSO! Go vote for the worst of Bollywood 2011 at THE GHANTA AWARDS! Do your bit and honor our most worthy nominees, yes? FOR SCIENCE!

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Desi Boyz stars Akshay Kumar & John Abraham as the best escorts in all of London, with Sanjay Dutt as their pimp. I’ll just leave it at that, shall I?

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First off, The Vigil Idiot hit 10,000 Likes on Facebook some time between the last post and this one, say whaaaaaaa! That, despite there being nothing of real value on that page and me barely ever taking the time to reply to any comments. Thank you for the ego massage, dear readers! Unlike this movie, you guys totally do raack!

OK, major props to Ranbir Kapoor also. I think we can all agree that for someone in a truly shit movie, he did pretty not bad. Having said that, good acting does not a Rockstar make! Now, heartbreak (but not *really*) and a little paparazzi rage, however… apparently… yea! Director Imtiaz Ali would have you believe you’re good to go.

Take it from me. You aren’t.

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This comic is actually very redundant, ‘coz if you haven’t heard all about this movie already, you’ve either been living under a rock or are the luckiest person on the planet. Quite possibly both. But hey, the movie’s been seen and the comic’s been made. And you’re on this page already, so might as well give it a read, no? Okgo. Read!

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To be honest, Shahid Kapoor in that moustache is more spoofworthy than anything else in this movie. But then again, the ‘anything else’ part is pretty fuckin’ awful too!

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What’s happening, boys and girls? How goes life? All good? Yes?

Clearly, you haven’t seen this movie.

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As I write this, ‘Bodyguard’ is well on its way to smashing all known domestic box-office records! Of course, that isn’t saying much because Indian audiences will flock to the theaters just to see Salman Khan flex his muscles to dhol-based music for 2 hours. And let me tell you folks – That movie would be infinitely more bearable than the interminable dross that was ‘Bodyguard’!

EDIT – Mild brainwanderage seems to have happened. Kareena’s character is, in fact, called Divya and *not* Priya, like I so awesomely seem to have changed it to mid-comic here. Many thanks, commenter Shilpa!

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Hello Hellos, lovely people! After a lot, *a lot*, of guilt-trippy comments & messages about the lack of updates, decline in funnies, and general “U suks now, sell-out!”  mails, we are back in action! Woohoo! Yes, I do read it all and as always, your concern is muchly appreciated. I won’t promise much, but let it be known that if there isn’t any improvement, it will probably be for lack of trying. I am still inherently a very lazy 23 year old.

Having said that, people mailing about the lack of new comics, pliss to join The Vigil Idiot Facebook Page or follow me on Twitter for updates and links. It’s not that there’s haven’t been new movies reviewed, it’s just that I haven’t managed to post them here yet. The latest comic being ‘Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap‘ – which, going by the comments, sucks balls! But meh, they can’t all be gems.

Speaking of ball-sucking, though, let us move on to today’s movie! It stars Emraan Hashmi, has been produced by the Bhatts, with a story copied from a Korean film, and posters copied from other Korean films. I could go on, but if that didn’t sell you on the mind-blowing awesomeness on offer, I dunno what will.

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Now, a lot of you may not know this, but Mimoh’s feature film debut ‘Jimmy’ is my pick for the second-most kickass movie of the last decade. The most kickass, of course, being Jaani Dushman. You may also not know that Mimoh’s name is derived from his father’s two greatest idols, Michael Jackson and Mohammed Ali.

So, when he decided to rechristen himself as ‘Mahaakshay’ for this movie, I was surprised. Why would anyone wanna change their name from something as badass as ‘Mimoh’, I asked. I was also concerned that a name change might make him lose some of the mojo that made ‘Jimmy’ the cinematic genius that it is. But let me tell you, friends – Haunted is every bit as genius as I could’ve hoped it to be. Truly, one of the great masterpieces of our era.

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ED: I know! I know! Minor brainfart in that last panel. And I’m too lazy to go back and correct it now.

But you guys got the joke, right? Right.