Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Tezz
04/30/12
This movie stars Zayed Khan & Sameera Reddy in prominent roles. It is a loose remake of ‘Speed’ (Tezz, geddit?), only it’s on a train instead of a bus. And it’s directed by Priyadarshan. To be perfectly honest, I had a page set up for this comic even before I’d booked tickets for the film.
roflmao
thanks for livening up my work day – was dyingggg in here till i scrolled thru this
now back to work :’-(
You know I actually laughed out loud during this. Seriously, thank you!
FAAK! What dumbassery is this TEZZ !?
hmmm, this looks like a shoddy bollywood copy of the japanese film “Bullet train/Shinkansen Daibakuha”
Hey, your reviews used to be funnier… now it’s more profanity and less hilarity! Why?
I could kill you for this… tee hee heee!!!
Really good …use less profanity ..you are funnier even without them ….
Like Anand said, almost entirely a copy of the ’74 japanese film Bullet train except that there is a bomb on the bullet train.
Fun!!
Also, it is a closer remake of The Bullet Train (Japanese), and that was the initial title of the film – which was also the “inspiration” behind speedv
Its becoming routine stuff Sahil. You’ve got to re-invent yourself. Still a big fan and will always be \m/
Respect !!!
“BhenFuck” ….. Awesomeness !!
I don’t get it…. How can profanity be boring? “what the bhen” and “bhen f*c*” are my two favourite words on this comic.
Hah.. They haven’t thought even this much to make this movie…. even dialogues and expressions are copied from ‘Unstoppable’ movie… I feel director just lined all this so called actors to make watch that movie and create a hindi dumb movie out of that…. why the hell you need to copy that bad!!!!!
need to re-invent urself bro
@ all – yea it is gettin revamped but its still funny – come on ppl – sahil is doin a great job – … respect \m/
lol this reflects my thoughts after seeing the movie
fantastic review 
Almost the same flaws which I saw in the movies albeit a lot more hillariously put. Fantastic work Sahil !
The best thing about Sahil’s comics for me is the silent strips. Now they are getting post-reactions. lol.
This is funny alright, but I still agree with the person who commented saying that the reviews are now more profanity than hilarity.
To those offended by the profanity: Two words. Grow Up.
abhya,
you mean “grown ups” won’t be offended by profanity?
Sahil,
Love your strips, but if you could cut out the profanity, would enjoy it more and can refer it to others without reservation.
Nailed it
Awesome throughout. “cannot able to find” 
Keep at it, thank you.
Very funny
You are really good. You found out so many illogical points in the script.
Just how crappy can a movie be!!
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Waiting for Dangerous Ishq!!!
can’t stop laughin at No, Fuck You… hahahhah so funny man.. u rock dude
Awesome sauce! “Cannot able to find” floored me
And about profanity, I dont get what the bhen is wrong with that! Why was Delhi Belly a hit? Plot?
“Dude, sachi muchi!” Hahhaha
..good work Sahil! \m/
i started watching this movie just now…yes! I realize that I brought this on myself! Well, atleast vigil idiot was a save….seriously!!!!!! why the f*$% couldn’t she travel to India???? I mean we could have been saved the torment??? Why?? oh why?!