Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Mausam
09/29/11
To be honest, Shahid Kapoor in that moustache is more spoofworthy than anything else in this movie. But then again, the ‘anything else’ part is pretty fuckin’ awful too!
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I don’t even…what! Were they like the most ill fated people in the world, to travel everywhere there was a major catastrophe? LOL love the plane crash panel, wheee!!
Oh God… This movie is almost like a magic show… I just can’t imagine that talents like Shahid Kapoor and papa Pankaj churning out this crap… Great job Sahil…
awesome one! i was about to ask you when you will make one on this…
also, isn’t the timeline of the catastrophes fucked up??
whizingles!
OK…….so why rating of 3.75/ 5 ? should be either 5/5 as ‘completely over the top crappy’ or 1/5 for ‘showed up, and thats about it’…
Seriously, Fucking Assholes!
“Holy Serendipitious Crap, Batman!”
Super cool, dude..!
-Vaishakh Pushpoth
I want that horse.
I think you should just make one panel more in the end – Mausam Kharab hai
what the fuck awesome story….
Zimbly Zuuperb!!!! “pubic hair lipped harry” was sidesplitting. Can’t believe Pankaj Kapoor churned out such horse shit…
The last panel!
Kya Rizzzuuu..
You made me google Dirty Sanchez. I keep safesearch off. Cant.Unsee.
You will burn in hell for that.
superb!!!!!.You are right shahid + moustache=biggest spoof
Hi,
Your art is improving. The horse drawing is magnificent. So nice it looks.
your wit is wicked, sahil! i ignored all the slips of logic willfully, but now i see them.
did you not find anything good, though? the camerawork?
Pure genius!!! I have never laughed this hard on a thursday afternoon at work!
Hahaha…i saw it only yesterday and actually enjoyed its ridiculousness
However, the movie shows Ahmedabad (which is where I live) as a jungle with a giant ferris wheel! WTF! And they live there, he saves her there and the horse and the kiddo later as well. Its like Howrah in Calcutta (sorry Kolkata), always there in the background…somehow I never saw this ferris wheel (in a jungle) in all these years I’ve spent here! What a wasted life I lived!!!
YOU RAACK!
The plane crash panel was the best!!
The movie is more like a bunch of catastrophe loosely stitched together to churn out out another one..!
LOL
[...] Originally posted here: Movie Review: Mausam | The Vigil Idiot [...]
Tooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
LOL.. Would not have enjoyed the movie better than this.
Escallently written
Hahahahaha………..what a fun time i had reading this was not even a moment in watching the actual movie…….hats off to you bro!!!!!
i love d horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u raaack!
thnk god i have already watched it.. coz after reading your reviews i dont feel like going over to the the theater at all.. btw i loved the first part of the movie
Just awesome.
Thanx for saving my time and money.
Wow, super awesomely hilarious review! I am glad I didnt join my friends for this movie.
Thanks for publishing this!
Brilliantly written !
swear never to watch this movie
Am confused….. Is Sarah Jessica Parker in the movie? y is her pic on the last 4 panels?
Brilliant stuff with the review !
HAHAHAHA! Sarah Jessica Parker = Horse Face ? Right?
@Sahil – Great strip. I burst out laughing when I read ” Pubic Hair Lipped Harry” . Awesomesauce. Keep it up.
Fantastic Stuff…Anytime Better than Real Mausam..
Holy cow u r brilliant why dont u make comic strips of stupid Indian shows too please I am so glad my friend introduced me to your site I have read the strips of murder 2, mere brother ki dulhan and now mausam and trust me havent had such great bouts of laughter in a while thank u so much for this
Sweet Jesus … This is awesome. Never lol’d like this since years !! Genius is the word for the creator ! Truly hilarious !
Wait… so these two are single-assedly responsible for every major catastrophe in the world…! Somebody stop them…!
brilliant i was waiting for this one
OMG!!!! tis is so funiieeee… i loved ur planks on seven years later… two years later n all that!!
supercool Sahil!!! i thinks u’ve got ur groove back
I louw you!!! totally perfect – accurate too!!!
Fan-freakin’-tastic.
I’d love to see your version of Guzaarish. Pleeze?
LOL , ATLEAST THIS ONE IS EPIC !
Once again, awesome! Just wish Pankaj Kapoor had run the script by you BEFORE he shot it. Can’t believe this is what he came up with, when the God from Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro and Ek Doctor ki Maut *finallY* had a chance to make movies the way he wanted…….
Epic movie this is……THIS should be India’s official entry to the oscars if only to show to the world to what depths we fall in our movies…..Fuckin assholes allright….Keep it up Sahil….
Wait what?! Sarah Jessica Parker has a role in the movie and they didn’t even publicize that
ok so I was bored just going through this strip, so i can only imagine what the movie must be like!
Great stuff man. A movie as this, when looked through The Vigil Idiots lens, makes 2-and-a-1/2 hours mindnumbing hours spent eating popcorn and changing seats worth it.
Ha Ha! The first time I went through a comic strip parody at one go. Very well done and is it really that bad? I feel like watching it to find one saving grace at least. Everybody/every occasion should have one saving grace.
call it a documentory not a movie
brilliant!! absolutely brilliant
Hilarious man!!! Like the muscular atrophy joke… I cannot hold on to another kid with my good hand alone…
Lol.. Amazing stuff dude. thank god I did not watch this movie.
Awesome sauce
At least this makes up for wasting 3 good hours on such assholery! And btw, I so wanted to inform the nice police officer that the ‘khan’ they were looking for was doddering about somewhere in amrika, in another equally awful movie. Have you spoofed that btw?
As a certain somebody would say: What the bhen!
best 150 bucks i did NOT spend…haha!
Uff i felt like i had actually grown old by 20 years while watching this shit.
As the horse rightly says “Fucking Assholes”!!
Holyshitfucksnacks!! And i was looking forward to watching the movie!
Love the signature “Bimbo who cannot use email!”
Super cool.. Loved it!!
Nice.
Haven’t watched this movie yet… but wait, I just did… in 10 minutes! 
Thanks Sahil.
Awesum!!!!! The last pic where the animal says “Fucking Assholes”, I burst into laughter and literally LOL’ed. Still laughing while typing……..You’re awesum dude, so creative!!!!
You are THE man! Laughed hardest for the panel where mushface says “Fucksticks! She laaft”. Your wit and style is just top-notch. I hope you make tons of money, have gargantuan amounts of great sex, and figure out all of life’s secrets to a happy life.
Nailed it with the horse part.Had Catalyst like effect on my laughter
A male has a paralyzed left hand? For three years? Is the script writer up with too many evil giggles?
iTS my Cousin Yaar, You Bhi Na.. ROTFL..
You forgot to include some more crap:
1. Harry calls his sis but forgets to call the love of his life from his Kargil war.
2. Aayat calls Harry’s sis from the village and very conveniently forgets to take the number to call her again later to keep in contact.
3. Aayar returns to Scotland and for no reason changes home, not once but twice. Harry comes searching even at the second home, but she has changed home again…???
4. Harry runs in the train that is still standing at the station, Aayat, her cousin and kid are deep asleep in 5 mins in which he comes searching for them..must’ve sell of the horse in the last panel??
5. Also in the end, the whole barat n all are shown in riots…then nothing…what happened to them, its not for the dim witted to know i guess…
Couldn’t believe Pankaj Kapoor made this…i really found him an intelligent person n actor.
Good you are back dude! .. world is back to normalcy again.
awesome sauce!! BTW.
Howloarious post! Horrible movie…seriously during the intermission I was like “half the torture is over and 1and half hours of it is still left…god save me”. Best was all thru the riot part with fire all over and stuff horse was tailing them all through their adventures. Dumbness personified
“mealwhile, in a sequence with slightly lesser quality graphics than this panel, harry crashes his plane during combat ” EPIC PANEL. LMFAO
I actually laughed out loud several times. Thank you Sahil. This is amazing. Khan harrassment security check – lmao. You raaack!
Fuck u Sahil….with ur kindergarten wit, u r trying to show off is it? Cut the fuckin crap n go n sit on the shit hole dude, thats much productive than writing such kiddoo reviews
Hey cool down Rupesh…u r welcome not to visit this site again..
The reviews r just for fun..Chill out!!
Chal re Mann apne Dhaam….
Aw.
That hurt him.
There’s the producer of the movie in the house.
Get a life.
No one asked you to friggin read the review.
Rupesh? Are you sure that’s your real name, and you’re not a very butthurt Pankaj Kapoor, or better yet, Mr. Pubes-for-facial-hair trying to save face that no longer exists?
Of all I read, I liked this one the best.. I haven’t watched this movie and thank you so much for saving me time
Awesome stuff Sahil
that was awesome
Sahil,
The movie ends with the kid by Moma side , one in tummy and papa coming home in a MIG as if.. if only they had the horse. Which now i understood deserted after getting completely disgusted.. lol.
wait, what? So they already have random ferris-wheel kid, which they have adopted for some imperceptible reason, and she’s knocked up? smh.
plane crash.. wheeee
hahaha.. and seriously, what are these two?? harbingers of doom?? and saving horse and that ferris wheel -wallah?? still the plane crash is the best.. simple yet roaring hillarious!! keep up the good work sahil 
My head is spinning! Is this movie for real? You bhi na..!
Sooooper…..watch this movie if you want to waste atleast 36 hours of ur life…(3 hours watching and 33 hours in shock post watching!!!)
This movie is a horrible rip off of Summer of 1942…a much acclaimed Oscar winning movie.
Also if AAYAT is kasmiri (and i mean Sonam) , then im Italian
lol…yes
at some moment one feared whether movie will keep running beyond our lifetime. hopeless to be rescued coz horry himself is horrifying us.
I was really hoping she’d marry the horse at the end. That woulda made it a definite Oscar contender.
hilarious
…pubic hair lipped was awesomest !!
Dirty Sanchez..!!!! Effin’ epic dude..:)
Awesome as usual Sahil.!!
Kick ass man!
//Holy serendipitous crap, Batman… Its pubic hair lipped Harry.
Epic!!
They could have made this movie a comedy, with the chick turning out to be a terrorist causing shit to go down wherever she travels. But nooooo….
I can just imagine the writer with this script, sitting down with his typewriter and his tea, thinking, “Wah, people will totally relate to this.”
Awesome Man… Absolutely hilarious stuff
Do a piece on Ra. One. for sure
I went to watch this movie for lack of anything better to do and it was the most Awesome experience ever. I am an aircraft enthusiast and I noticed one thing which didn’t make sense to me but probably un-important to most, just something that bothered me a lot. He is shown as a Mirage-2000 pilot which is the mainstay of the French Air Force. Since when did UK start training people on Foreign Technology.
Also please tell me I am not a perv if I was the only one who laughed during the seemingly macho(but never appropriate for two grown-ass straight men to indulge in) banter between Shahid(Wanna-be Maverick) Kapoor and the Sidey English Pilot. Since when is it OK for a guy to say ” I like your Bird Officer ” to another guy.
That horse the awesomest animal i have seen!
DUDE…UR ARTISTICALLY CHALLENGED!!
but awesome shit yo!
your horse gives Maqbool Fida’s horse serious competition
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lagey raho
HELL!!! LOVESSSSSSSSSSS it
Awesome stuff!!! this is exact interpretation of what i thought about the movie!! glad many think in similar ways!!! this is awesome stuff man!!1:-D
Hilarious!!!
Sahil ..YOU BHI NA !!
Loved it ..thanks !
Seriously wat has happened to bollywood producers.how can dey approve a script lik dis. I LOVED THE END “FUCKING ASSHOLES”..LMFAO!
One armed Vaseline Boy !!
Pubic Hair Lipped
Horse at the end
Absolutely hilarious man .. keep up the good work
Keep up the good work dude.
I guess ticket sales of bolly movies have gone up because of you.We neeed to watch the disaster first and then wait for you to take out an amazing SPOOOOOF!
You manage to get us into splits every time. God Bless!
[...] [Strangely abrupt ending] – unlike that movie Mausam, where Shahid Kapoor’s paralyzed hand revives itself after 5 long years to save a baby falling off the Ferris wheel. Neither strange, nor abrupt. Pure genius. More pot shots on Mausam here: http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2011/09/29/mausam/ [...]
Dude.. You rock man. Your sense of humor is spot on. Got to know about site recently and am hooked.
Great job as usual on Mausam..
The plane graphics bit… loved it..
Am waiting for your next review
cheers
Hello there!
I read this while at work. My Bad. Haven’t stopped laughing ever since. Hilarious to the bloody core.
Loved the Ride Graphic with the saviour and the saved.
Brilliant!
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You have earned yourself another (among countless) admirers! ‘Nuff said!