Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Kajraare
12/10/10
For those not in the know, Kajraare is a little known Himesh Reshammiya film that barely came to and promptly left the screens a couple months ago. So I was sitting with my friends watching the telly the other week. And in the random browsing of the Tata Sky program guide, what were we to come across but a listing for Kajraare in one of their pay-per-view movie channels. And pay we did! And lemme tell you, my children… Best 50 bucks we ever spent!
Awesome. Made my day, yo!
“I am kickass like that.” ROFL!!!! =))
Back with a bang.
The only missing thing was HR’s bare chest :0
hahhahahha!!! Nice Wig on him HR! U Rock Man!
Some one kick my ass! My comment looks like HR Rocks! Good gracious! I must die and go to hell.
And our favorite comic writer is back! Thank you for making my day!
This is GOD-LEVEL! Thank you for saving the world from movie-doom!
nice one, not the first reviw though…
had watched this movie about a month ago..
http://bit.ly/shyamtk-kajraare
this was very very good…..redeemed urself…..i was laughing hard….
really cool man.. especially the aaaanyyywaaaysssss part.. nice work man..
This sounds seriously effed up. Glad I haven’t heard of it, because then I’d have to forget it.
Man,
When we see that movies like this made…. what was on the minds of the producers…
Well, you will never get run out of stock looking at the movies to release this new year !!!
“Sepiannarationnery” !!
#score! Damn you’re good!
yeah right…sepianarrationary and and aaaannnyyyywwayyysss takes the cake this time:D
hahaha… hillarious
“i am kickass like that” hahah
Hahhaa brilliant storyline!
HR should just fade into oblivion.
love the sepianarrationery…!!!
pimptastic fun n frolic, aannnyway, sepianarrationary…!! awesome!!
“No lemme leave! I have to go buy the woman I love!” This is freaking awesome dude!
‘Everybody be cool, this is a hijack’ did it for me! ROFL.
Glad to see you’re back in form. Or is the movie?
Bwahahahah ! too cool Mr Riz!! your genuine badassery, the movie just helped more!
i am kickass like that only!! awesomenessss
oh…didnt realise this was an HR film…where are the digs on his anal singing dude
?
I dont know whether i should call it my good luck or coincidence but I saw this crap yesterday night only online and I was completely able to empathise with Bhushan Kumar as to why he decided not to release this film.
And this review, as always, kickass man !!! Keep ‘em coming. Do one for Harry Potter 7 too … plzzzzz….
Yes yes yes, please do harry Potter 7. Pleeeeeease!
And this was old-style funny. Made me want to watch it just to enjoy the sepiannarationary. Hehehe
PS: Saw you get 15inches of fame in some newspaper today with regard to the Ghanta awards. If anyone is qualified to bestow Indian Razzies, you are, my friend
This can’t be true, can it? I mean, this has to be a product of your imagination, right? No way shit like this gets made…
So, is this best 50 bucks you’ve ever spent on?!
I had heard abt this movie but had decided to ignore it, but after seeing this review, I want to see the movie! This review made my day! You are kickass like that
genius Mr Riz. I almost died laughing
Too funny! Love it! But there’s no ‘The’ before Scotland Yard
you’ve unearthed a gem sahil…… i’ve decided to buy the dvd now…..
Good stuff!
You’re super funny!
wow.. where did you get to watch this one?
did you miss rakta charitra?
here is my take http://gauravt168.blogspot.com/2010/11/vampire-diaries.html
Awesome stuff dude!
“I am kickass like that” ROFL!
nice one buddy…..but the film should have released everywhere,movie is ok my rating 3/5…….music is simply superb,you missed songs in your review ROFL
Does the director of this film know anything about “Alan Smithee”…?
“i am kickass like that”… superb!!!
Super stuff Riz, this movie was made for you to write this review !
Your vocal narration is as interesting as the post btw
You could almost replace Himes-bhai with apna desi 1337-h4x0rz Ankit-bhai fadia.
I mean, it’s not everyday that a nation is blessed with a h4x0r so stealthy that neither GOI nor Pentagon acknowledges his help, although he, himself, would make a point to highlight it in his every fucking seminar / talk.
Great work again man – totally holarious, keeps getting better.
Just one tip for the look and feel – on the main site page keep the comic short and keep a contd… link or a “Hit the jump for the full comic” to see the entire comic. That way someone doesnt need to scroll down a long way to see the older posts.
from what I’ve heard about the movie… I’m now waiting for your strip on Tees Maar Khan
Skip to end ?
Skip to end !
hahahahahahahaha ..
“Where is my money biatch”…ROFL…..epic stuff….oh oh and i love your stuff at cricinfo too…..good stuff mate
So funny…
Great stuff.. laced with sarcasm…
I think you come up with strips for films that take themselves far more seriously than they actually deserve..
In that respect, I am not expecting a Tees Maar Khan strip from you.. No matter what Farah Khan might be, she certainly isnt pretentious..
Hilarious!!
Hahahahah… cant stop laughing …. Funny ..
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c’mon Sahil dude, waiting for your next masterpiece..
Its been a long gap already
Where the hell are you man? Am bored!
Simply superb! I also love to rave about Himesh on my blog. hee hee hee
http://totaltrauma.wordpress.com/category/himesh-reshammiya/
In the cmpoliatced world we live in, it’s good to find simple solutions.
“wow so to escape jihadi terrorists u moved from London to the middle east? Genius?” LMAO
Funniesm at it’s best.U rock maan
The silent frames in between rock more than the talking ones…..lol
when is a new spoof going to be out?
i knw tees maar khan is a spoof in its own existence, but hello. yamla pagla? turning 30? (yes. u *have* to watch it, for the sake of our entertainment =P)
dhobi ghat must be ranted on.
is anyone even reading these comments, Sahil?
Love your movie reviews! Will you be doing one on Dhobi Ghat. I know, i know, its meant to be a terribly intelligent movie – so I’m stupid. Sue me!
hehehehehehe. totally awesome. makes me almost want to watch the movie so that I can go through your review again
Are you still alive? Please have mercy on us and bring the next review……..
Rescue me from my Boredom….
Probably the longest we have gone without a spoof from you. Trust all is well?
Update the blog. Probably its not a good idea to go through kajraare comic more then 50 times.
How about review for Robot. BTW amazing stuff. You are on my reader list now. Looking forward to some more fun.
i hope you’re planning on publishing a book soon
And the girl didn’t take off her burqa the whole tyme..?… what’s wid dat..?… but seriously…. gotta give the writer of d movie an award for originality. I mean, no way THIS could have been copied from any hollywood movie……:D….
Pimpastic fun day with the pimp and the floozies….ROFL…..:D….
This was mad good!
I kinda saw on etc movie news that this movie sold only 66 tickets…!!
Even that is overestimating the movies abilty to draw viewers….!!
fantastic! loved this one! (i am almost tempted to watch the movie now
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OMG wat a movie… What a story… EPIC! Thanks for making this kickass like that comic strip.
Awesome cool!!
WOW.. Seriously funny.. Loved reading it and LMAO.
If they released this stick fig version of Kajraare, It would have been a big hit.
“Why did you kill my bro, bro?” That’s so killer bro
hilarious
you have no idea how much pain i am in…
cant even twitch a lip …boss right in front..
brilliant shit man…
dam funny
omg!! u r having so much time to take a dig at someone….go and do ur job rather than posting cheap and crap jokes:P