Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Teen Patti
03/04/10
To paraphrase one Colonel Hans Landa, I regret to inform you that I’ve exhausted the extent of my English… for these crappy prologues, anyway. Yes, my vocabulary is limited to one intro a week. Thus, we skip this part for today and make do with the statement that this movie sucks donkey balls!
Good ! the explanation of the theory takes the cake.
I must say , you really took the mikey out of the whole thing. I was actually waiting for your take as I was cringing in my seat right at the very first min. If you would have watched this out of India, you were spared with the hindi dub to Ben K’s dialogues done by Boman Irani. That should have been one more additional cartoon.Otherwise, as you pointed out, too much dumbfuckery around!!!!
my sis and me were waiting for this one!! super!!!
you are the man my friend…
Kickass!
oh boy….Leena Yadav……another humpty, frumpty…..
Kudos…. Man you have a tough Job…. Sitting thru all these lamo movies so that you can publish these awesome strips…. Hats off…. You should feature in “Dirt Jobs” on the Discovery Channel
ROFL BACKLESS CHICK…dood speechles…….u continue to save precious hours of my life….cheers to that
again…the LAST panel…ROFLMAO! “we r even, Sir Ben”..LOL LOL LOL…Dude, sometimes when the film is as uninspiring n insipid as striker n teen patti…i just jump frm 1st panel to last panel…where the gist lies!
BTW…did we see Sahil again wit dumbells n 6(8?) pack abs just like in striker??
I want to change my surnama and make a MOVIE now…!
You have saved me so much money dude! Cheers
It is the worst bollywood movie I have seen till date. Love the strip. But I can’t believe you ignored the chutiap between the suicide guy and his crybaby friend!
Loved the special appearances by backless kareena and beefed up sahil:P and of course, ben’s bald head and beard. Dumbfuckk movie.
insanity! but like, where the heck does ‘Sir Ben’ come into the film? Now see Sahil, you have replaced the 300 rupee multiplex session for me, you might as well resolve these minor issues. So sir ben gets humiliated only for the last few frames of the Bogus Newton award? Insane, Leena madam, fuckshit.
Kudos Mr. MOVIATOR. Keep em coming.
I want my money back after seeing this movie. WHAT A CON JOB! We should be paid to see this dumbfuck movie and not the othr way round! sheer waste of time and money. what a mentally challenged director is leena yadav
My first comment here….
Brother U are hilarious !!
The probability theory explanation was awesome…though you could have used something else for the”Isaac Newton Award or some such” like “Einstein award for Theory of Dumb-Fuckivitty”
haha …………. unbelievable level of dumbfuckery and bakchodi
what were they thinking while trying to remake 21… ?? though ur strip was a huge respite… keep up the good work Sahil… Cheers..!!
This one’s less funny than I expected. Though I appreciate it is not easy to do full justice to the crapfest that was this movie.
Feel bad for the debutants though, one of them’s from my college and has immense talent.
Bokchodi! Seriously !!
Why didn’t they make a movie on more difficult probability problem(as in my 12th Book), like finding out the number of way one can post a letter
This way at least someone would have appreciated the movie
And keep updating your Facebook fan page,coz you we never open it
The last panel……God mode is what I would say….earlier I used to hate reading reviews before catching a flick, but after having chanced upon your simply fabulous blog…I don’t feel the movie watching experience complete without your take on it, at times after seeing the movie while at other times thankfully before
Great Job…..
lol!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!! totally loved d blank expression on the blackmail thing…awesome dude
Like somebody mentioned in this thread ….. u saved both my time and my money ….. well why don’t you start writing such strips for Hollywood movies too? I know its asking too much but by reading your stuff, i believe you love what you do ……
Shit movie.. shows pathetic standards of Bollywood.. watch 21 in English instead.. Karthik calling was better than this comparatively..
Hahahaha. Dumbfuckery and bakchodi. Naaaaaaaice!
is this the same wafa who was with WNS PUNe for a very short time in 2006 begining mid – kind of 4 years back
as usual kickassery around Sahil… great work
Upvoted for ‘bakchodi’ usage.
FTW!
And jsut to think that 21 was a copy of the last casino!!!!
21 = The film is inspired by the true story of the MIT Blackjack Team as told in Bringing Down the House, the best-selling book by Ben Mezrich.
The Last Casino is a 2004 Canadian film on the subject of card counting. This movie draws heavily from the ideas espoused in the book Bringing Down the House.
LMAO..thank God i did not watch it. phew what a save!
Awesome writing buddy !!.. you found a new fan in me. check out my spoofs as well at http://www.naklinews.com/
I wondering who to thank. The makers of Teen Patti or you.
You’re simply awesome man! I love your reviews
, a friend recommended your link to me and i’m glad he did! you can make the dullest of days in office fun, we actually sit in a group and read your reviews before deciding whether or not we wanna watch it! Keep them coming 
awesome……i check everyday for a new post
…….when is the nxt review coming up?? 
…waiting…..
as usual, ossum
Thank you people! Can’t really reply to each comment individually, but yes… All read, all appreciated! =)
LOL! nice work dude!
I hope you dont mind me ripping off your front page for a post about your blog.
http://bloggermathai.wordpress.com/2010/03/13/the-vigil-idiot-comic-strips/
Hahahaaaa! Ni-ice!
Also, what I love about Bollywood is how film makers ignore simple, obvious and well-known facts like Teen Patti being a game of luck (for lack of better words) and is nothing like Blackjack. So, obviously, you cannot really be counting cards or applying formulae in this game. So, after they ignore this, they go ahead and make people cringe for 3 hours! What fun!
Brilliant man !!
can we have a go on Right Ya Wrong ?
y isnt right… up yet? mum mirror version was dissatisfying… when are we going to see the reeeel thing here?
I couldn’t agree more, thanks for writing.