Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Veer
01/26/10
Being directed by Anil Sharma, of Sunny Deol rips out handpump to kick neighbourhood ass fame, Veer was always gonna be a testosterone fest, regardless of the who the actors were. But when your lead is Salman Khan… in a story written by Salman Khan… over 20 years… That’s when testosterone levels touch awesome proportions of epic!
And make no mistake, this movie is epic, in every sense of the term! Now, there’re a million pretty obvious jokes that could follow that line, so I’m gonna let you choose. Fill in the blank with the superlative of your choice.
An epic _________:
- Fail
- Waste of Time
- Exercise in not ripping every strand of hair out from your scalp
- Synonym for ‘So Mind-Numbingly Awful, I’d rather watch Radio again’.
Best final panel EVAAAA!
oooh, that last panel hurt, dude! lovely! why is fatrina so bulbous though? what happened to the stick figure girls with venn diagrams?
venn diagrams !?! LMAO
just too much…
lol….javed akhtar does indeed have the last chortle…phunneee
Was waiting for this review since friday…
Cant imagine why it took 20 years for Salman to write this dumb story…wait…was he illiterate and had to start from ‘scratch’ ?
The last panel is too good btw…Veer must have hurt Salim like hell!
Call me partisan, but somehow the panels in bombay times lack a certain je ne sais quoi. The humour ties up better on the site. x_x
Last panel was fun. And the chick resembles amoeba more than woman of fortress in ghagra..bring back the stick figures! Salman, was perfection tho.
Ok the last one was truly hilarious!! But seriously I feel bad that they made a mockery out of the Pindari war which by the way really happened & with Lord Hastings trying to terminate them. Wish they had made a serious movie out of this one …sad…
NO KIDDING!! U mean Sallu ACTUALLY had HISTORY on his brain..???!
Haha! Good fun! I was sitting here wondering when you’re going to put one up for Veer. That’s the fun thing about every trashy movie that’s released; I get to read this four days later! My sympathies with you though, you have some serious occupational hazards!
Hilarious stuff man.. take a bow!!
Bitch was shot in the right boob and in the next panel….. *BAM* the wound is in his left,.. #FAIL, just like the movie!
Entry wound on left boob, exit wound on right boob.
Super funny!! And agree with…best last panel ever!
I believe this was meant to be a tribute to dad – poor Salim!!
Last panel……Pure Awesomeness…….Was waiting for this review since Friday……Worth the wait.
Great stuff. Gotta love the moobs!
Loved the horseys, man! And the “nothing to do with anything so far” is tooo good. Superb!
Haha.. EPIC FAIL movie.. Pindari’s dancing on Punjabi tunes!
And Fatrina was #win
like mohini says, i too find the strip somehow much more powerful here – visually at least – i guess it’s to do with the visual space allotted to it – all comes together well on the screen with the scrolling read – the spread kind of makes it all diffuse. anyway, like some else said, poor you – that’s one bitchin’ load of occ hazards you have. have you considered putting aside some money for therapy in the future?
Hehe! I completely agree that this is totally an internet thing. I was actually surprised when they approached me. But hell, they’re paying me and I still have complete say over what goes on my site, so I’m not complaining! =p
Kuch bhi… ha ha ha…:P
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! *falls off chair laughing*
The last panel is brilliant.ROFL!
hey… that was nice.. liked the whole concept put up here…thanx Hussain for sending me this link!
*Veer kill *Hulk smash
i kinda see the resemblence ROFL!!
both brainless to the core
Last panel is just too good!!
hats off ^__^
oh,and can i request a review of the newly unveiled BOLLYWOOD short film all of 16 minutes…
yep,i’m talking about the travesty that is “Phir Mile Sur”
Haha! You mean the national integration wala video which chose to feature Shilpa Shetty & not Sachin Tendulkar? Leave it be, man. It was a 16 minute Bollywood jizzgasm! =p
You have TOTALLY convinced me to watch the movie. The last panel was the best !!!
n Sahil is BACKKKKKK!!!! Afetr Blue n London Dreams, I love this the MOST
Awesome…n Ouchh..Final Panel hurts
(n maybe thats y the net rating is a lil low..u know mass hysteria amongst Salman’s rickshawalla fans)
Fatrina, Booby Salman, Granddudda..all awesome
n in beginning “screw u guys, i’m goin home”..another Eric Cartman fan..but seeing ur writing style, y am I not surprised?
n helloooooo…where is Sohail Khan????? u deprived us of some LOL moments
Hehe, yes. Never far away from South Park references, I am. And about Sohail, one Khan clan member was all the awesomeness this strip could take. =p
Also, yes. Going by these reactions, it would seem that the Salfans have mass-bombed the ratings for this strip. Or maybe I’ve been deleting comments from the people who’ve hated it. =p
Thanks people! Much blessing be upon you all! =)
Hahahahahahaaa @ ’5 SER’! Brilliant, bubba.
Loved Fatrina’s full figurine and King Bling the Yellow. I don’t get how real people (and in spite of everything we must concede that Salman is a real person… isn’t he?) make such public asses of themselves. Haha, forget the public, how does he face his family and friends or vice versa?
Keep it up bro… awesome stuff as usual! And as everyone else has intoned… the final panel is killer!
Dont ever intend to watch the movie but I think I can safely assume that the last panel of your strip provides more entertainment than the movie itself:)
Can someone share the link for the cartoons on the mumbai mirror/ times ??
The comics that get published in the paper are the same that get published here. They don’t censor anything out. =)
the sholay reunion!!!!!!!!!!…..HILARIOUS!!!
Love the last panel!!!
A+++ Rating. Moobs were delivered as promised.
Will buy from this seller again.
last panel is wicked
There was a joke by Shekhar Suman long time back:
A journalist asked Salim Khan why he stopped writing. pat came the reply,”If you had a son like Salman, you would have stopped reading also…”
One or two Padma awards for that final panel alone!!
Nice stuff. But your comics have waaaaayyyyy too much Southpark lingo in them.
Hehehe, totally agree! =D
Late in the day coz i was travelling… Fatrina Ka Swayamvar #win for me !!! Awesome awesome dude, all hail King Sahil…
This strip wasn’t funny at all .. or maybe thats cos I just returned from watching the movie .. compared to the others where i read the strip first.
Many apologies, sir. =) But I hope you learnt your lesson! Never watch a movie before reading my strips. =p
hahahahaha….
i cant stop laughing dude,
espl the last scene……javed akhtar taunting salim..
hey very well drawn the pictures of sallu n zarine….hahahaha
ur back to ur best
keep goin
Mithun’s costume in that Troy alike battle scene reminded me of some Halloween’s costume, seriously never laughed in theater so much.but yeah I agree unintentionally funny , funny nevertheless.
that was aweome..i havent seen the film..but ya..you are amazing..
Thank you, one and all! Young and old! Manboobs or not! =D
fatrina ….LOL ….and last panel was indeed killer!!!!
I simply loved your comic…I think you will much agree with our review on MovieSum… Do check it out: http://www.moviesum.com/bollywood/reviews/veer.html
Cheers,
Ruchi
absolutely *loveddd* the last panel… hahaha!
I loved “fatrina” u totally rock buddy!
epic cartmanism on the 1st panel.
. will we be getting to see some more. for example, when thinking of bollywood the most likely one is ” RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAAY”
this is rajputana!! lolz…was hard put to it to stop myself from laughing out loud. was supposed to be working but couldn’t resist reading your reviews:D
haahhhahahahahahahha.. Last panel here versus last panel in Karthik Calling Karthik… EPIC!!!!!!!!!!! *Cant stop laughing, difficult to breathe*..
Read it again. The last panel was even funnier after what 2010 has made us sit through!
great job . u are an artist sir, really really, an awesome job. i wish i could write like you
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