Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: De Dana Dan
Not considering this one, Akshay Kumar has had exactly Four big releases this year. All four have, in some capacity, made an appearance on this here website. You can read three of them:
Here- http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2009/10/23/blue/
Here - http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2009/07/04/kambakkht-ishq-review/
And Here - http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2009/04/13/tasveer/
So when I got up this morning, I had big hopes for De Dana Dan. Because there is no way any actor can deliver 5 spoofworthy movies in a row, right? That’d be like the box office equivalent of Liverpool’s season this year. But alas, about 10 minutes into the movie, I could tell that, like the Scousers, I was, in fact, expecting too much. About 30 minutes into the movie, my brain started the slow process of disintegration into mush. And at the end of the Two & A Half something hours the movie lasted, I just wanted a hug.
Forget the comic panels, to even say that I could explain the movie in essay format, with just normal words, is like saying that I could explain Schrödinger’s Equations of Quantum Physics as retheorised by Roger Penrose. Nah, that might be exaggerating things a little. Because I’m pretty sure summarising Schrödinger’s theory is actually the easier task.
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4.15 am in the morning and you’ve saved another weekend. Loved the expression of the girl (sitting next to someone who’s supposedly you
) after the nazi song.. psst psst. what’s her name?
And yes.. where are the tits man??? thats your USP methinks!
#kidding
Cheers! \m/
Hehe, thanks man! It’s just that I don’t wanna overdo the tit bit and invite some sorta booby backlash. XD
Check out the last guy’s prick after the hottie song. cool man….
Haha! I was starting to think that no one was gonna notice that. Congrats man! You’re the first to get the subliminal artwork. =p
Holy cowdung!! Dude, Nitin??? wtf!!! whaddafakkk!!!! My name? you used it… or is that what Priyadarshan used??? Bloody fakk, if thats the case, I’ll forget the fact he’s a malayali, n make him skullfuck some cech wrestling grandwomen!!!!
ossum comics btw. they ftw as of right now.
@hollowmaniac
Nope. It was all Priyadarshan. Let the skullfucking begin! XD
I chanced upon your blog courtesy P. Nandy’s Kurbaan tweet a few days ago and I’ve gone through the entire blog since then.. to say this is the most entertaining stuff I have come across in a long, long, loooo*yawn*oooong time would be an understatement!! Great work
Dude,
Stumbled upon your blog and I was completely into the posts for quite sometime. Great great writing dude. Keep it up.
Cheers,
So true. Wonder if an anyone actually likes Priyadarshan’s movie. All of them are similar and suck!
SUPERB!!
This is hilarious!!!
great work dude…
hilarious!!! keep them coming… im hooked onto ur posts…. gonna b on a lookout here if i ever want a review 2 some movie i mig wanna c…
Another Awesome one
Keep them coming dude 
Another awesum piece!!
Screw you all !
Was it just me or that hot, wet song with Katrina and Akshay never showed up in the movie, thus defrauding all honest paying customers?
Nooooooooo! It wasn’t just you, bro! 2 hours and 45 minutes the movie lasted, and THAT was the 5 minutes the editors decided to cut out for the earlier screenings! Absolute Fail! X-(
Ashwin told me to watch out for this one
Off The Record has always been great!
All the best!!
Now see what you’ve done, Sahil? You upset Priyadarshan so badly he forgot how to spell his name. I hope you’re proud.
That argument will never hold up in court if he sues me, you hear? NEVER! XD
Thank you dear readers! Keep subscribing! =)
This is an amazing site. Keep up the good work dude, you rock !!
my fav: Kurbaan
Sahil man, you have to do a webcomic review of Mission Istanbul! I see it figures in the ghati list but please do this one! Its like a modern Gunda if you know what I mean. Looking forward to it
Hey a friend sent me the link to ur Kurbaan review on Friday.. and i ended up reading all the others as well.. this stuff is awesome!!
Great work! Have not enjoyed a blog so much for a loooong time now!!
awesome..please write more stuff..please..can’t get enough..have scrolled through these pages liek ten times
Awesome work………
waiting for a MEME
Amazingggg work dudee!!!
hahahahah made my dayyy! xD
Well, I don’t have much use for widgets since I subscribe via RSS. This site is totally invaluable though. I’m never going to waste money on a Bollywood movie again.
Awesome man! Its better than watching the movies actually. Blogrolled you…
Thankings, all! =)
Haha.. and finally a ‘Search’ button! Please please oh please do Ajab Prem?
Hehe, the search button was always there no? About Ajab Prem, I dunno. You can’t really spoof a slapstick comedy. Unless it’s really, REALLY, bad! XD
oh man, this is hilarious. been reading your work since kurbaan, and now i’m waiting for more turkeys to come up just to see what your spin is! great work
Thanks Anita! =)
No reviews of Paa or Radio? Need Paa, man. It is possibly the most eagerly awaited movie that I don’t ever want to see.
Radio is up! Paa is coming! Wait for it… =)
hilarious hahahahahha but dude u forgot to mention the biggest akshay kumar movie in ur intro…Chandni Chowk to China u gotta do dat one as well man
ohh this is Fawesome! One day I got Kurbaan’s strip, I did not know the site. just now I got to know and bookmarked immediately.
Thanks Varun & Amol. I have mentioned Chandni Chowk to China somewhere on the site. Don’t think it’s in comic strip form though. =)
Priyadarshan takes awesome malayalam movies with great comic scenes/dialogues and then puts them into his stupid formulaic model with misunderstandings and dumb chase sequences and screws it up. Which is why, most mallus who have seen the originals never watch his Hindi movies!
That is true! As a genetic Malayali myself, I can attest to that. This guy just butchered Manichitrathazhu. Although, I was surprised he didn’t find a way to end Bhool Bhulaya with a chase sequence! =p