Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Blue
10/23/09
Blue is apparently the most expensive movie to ever come out of India. 120 somethin crores, it cost, for this. As you read through this pretty unexaggerated version of the going-ons in the film, I want you to let that statement sink in. Say it with me…. 120 Crores, for this!
Those who can’t see it here, can download the strip from here.












Hahahaha.. I like the silences in between the questions and answers. Very poignant.
“next question..”
Freaking hilarious. Loved the figures and the subtle accetuations, paunch , goaties….ROFL
now that was much more deeply satisfying than the movie!
I’m pretty sure they should just hire you to write the screenplay in the first place.
The script was so sad that the cartoon script has to try hard to entertain.
Anyways, your signature at the end is sooo psuedo hahahahahah
Hah! They can’t all be gems…. Whatever makes you laugh, man… XD
OMG Sahil, one of your best…I can’t decide between this and Kidnap. rotfl!
My favourite frames: ‘Whoops?’ and ‘Whee!!’
Excellent!
Dankeschon! =)
Holy fucking man!!! AWESOME!!! Snajay dutts paunch was hilarious…so was everything else..m bookmarking this page
its sooo awesome
hey I just discovered your blog (via milliblog) and it’s just WOW. I’m an instant fan! keep it up.
actually from where i am, i must wait for the dvds to be out. I just watched Blue yesterday and we share the same views. bad screenplay, sanjay dutt’s whale shape, lara’s uselessness to the plot, akshaye’s incoherent need, and the excess promos about sharks.
that said, shooting style of some action scenes are top-notch.
Yep! The action sequences were pretty good, I’ll give them that. Then again, for the money they spent, they’d better have been. XD
Haa haa haa….am surprised this blog has so few comments. Bloody hilarious, it is.
Will try my best to share it with the world….
Thank you peoples! Keep reading and a good day to you all! =)
..and just to prove that it was worth every bit of the 120 Crores…this was one of the movies screened at the film festival here…sigh.
and i got thumb-screwed into watching it…grroooan.
LMAO!!! i mean this was really entertaining!!! the Blue filmmakers need to see this ASAP!
Just great stuff!
Can I post a link on my facebook page and share this with all my friends? This is too good to not share!
Facebook, Orkut, Twitter, Word of mouth, Hold a Gun to the head – Whatever you can do to spread the good word, I actively encourage…. Except the gun bit. =)
dyespppp …….. super man. I think you have to publish it. It’ll be a revolution!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahaaaa…
Just came across your blog.. and am *floored*!!
Loved it!!
F*&*&*((&&^^*(ing awesome
Thank you, all of you alls! =)
Chiggy being wigged…………lol………awesome………..
This review is freaking hilarious. It is the best one i have read upto now.
Awesome man. You rock!!
Danke! =)
Unbelievable, Mr Rizwan. Goes right up there with my favourite websites
You should be getting paid for your creativity!
Haha, how I wish! How I Wish!
Well…superb yaar…i lyked tht line wen aarav says tht chich sam was dating was his wife!!!lolzzz
Thanks man! =)
sahil….seriously have you considered animation? I mean all this stuff with dialogue and music…dude…this is WAAYYYYYY better than the several million shit they spent on BLUE!!!!
Nah! Trying to keep it as simple as possible. Hehe, maybe sometime in the future. =)
O My God this is awesome i mean i was laughing out so loud that my neighbours thought i had gone insane .Awesomely thought out,i mean this is way better than the movie .How about giving the same treatment to other movies??
Hehe, you’ve gone through the rest of the site, right? =)
very good…one of my cousins forwarded this and guess what i did in the middle of office hours
Keep up the good work!!!
Thanks man! Glad to help with your office’s productivity. =)
Man why don’t you write some scripts! You are good.. Keep up the fucking good work!
should’nt army be the “navy”
had a bloody good time reading this!! keep up the good work.. !!
Somehow missed the army or navy part in the movie, btw am a fan of your ‘drawing talent’ too! Keep up the good work!
aweosme man!! 100 crores going down the drains of veggie infected sharks
:D
ROTFLMAO!!! and wud u believe it, friend… I almost actually did it! All this bakchodi and kickassery! Man… I got thought as a nut till I managed to share with my colleagues what made me do this, and now all of us have a rollicking good time almost ROTFLOAO!! Btw, this comment on Blue is so late as I am playing catch up after coming through this site recently post an encounter with the FakeIPL player blog, God bless him,! Keep ‘em coming, my friend! You are precious! Simbly invaluable, dost! You make my day time and time again these days!
Wow how many loopholes did this movie have?!?! Some movies just fall right into your trap
muhahahahahaha……my entire department full of editors follows u. i was introduced to the vigil idiot as soon as i joined. all of us r waiting for ‘kites’….all the best
The underwater sequences looked like they shot it in an aquariun rather than the dep blue sea, as it was supposed to be.
And the sharks… They look more like pets than ferocious predators !!!