Iss movie ko logically analyze karna mushkil hi nahi, naamumkin hai… Like seriously! I could have actually spent the whole of last month trying to list out all the flaws in this film, and still be going right now. But done my best, I have! So read on, fellow earthlings and share away!

ALSO! ALSO! Go vote for the worst of Bollywood 2011 at THE GHANTA AWARDS! Do your bit and honor our most worthy nominees, yes? FOR SCIENCE!

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Desi Boyz stars Akshay Kumar & John Abraham as the best escorts in all of London, with Sanjay Dutt as their pimp. I’ll just leave it at that, shall I?

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